My supplement shelf has taken over 我嘅 supplement 架比雪櫃更滿

雪櫃有句說話想講

原創短劇開場：角色將幾個空樽排成一列，貼上「早上」「下午」「研究中」三張紙。佢滿意咁話：「我個 supplement 架，已經有自己嘅管理系統。」

鏡頭轉去雪櫃。角色打開門，望住張寫住「晚餐？」嘅紙，停咗兩秒：「原來我安排咗成個架，仲未安排今晚食乜。」

笑位係購物同整理嘅熱情搶晒戲，唔係笑有需要用補充品嘅人。補充品唔能夠代替健康飲食所需嘅多樣食物。[1] 短劇亦唔係叫人停用醫護建議嘅產品。

結尾，角色放低購物清單，拎出另一張紙寫「今晚食乜？」再望鏡頭：「雪櫃話：多謝你終於記得我。」

呢個係虛構短劇，唔係創辦人真實購物、飲食或補充品使用紀錄。你會幫個雪櫃加邊句對白？

The fridge has something to say

Our original sketch opens with a character arranging empty bottles under three labels: “morning,” “afternoon” and “still researching.” They nod proudly: “My supplement shelf has its own management system.”

Cut to the fridge. The character opens the door and sees a note reading “Dinner?” After a pause: “I organised the entire shelf and still haven’t planned tonight’s meal.”

The joke is about shopping and organising enthusiasm stealing the scene, not people who need supplements. Supplements cannot replace the variety of foods important to a healthy diet. [1] This sketch is not an instruction to stop a product recommended by a healthcare professional.

The character puts down the shopping list and writes “What’s for dinner?” on a fresh page. Then, to camera: “The fridge says thanks for finally remembering me.”

This is fictional comedy, not the founder’s shopping, eating or supplement history. What line would you give the fridge?

Source / 資料來源

[1] NIH ODS — Dietary Supplements: What You Need to Know

Checked 7 November 2026. Original fictional dialogue.